All right, so, let’s just say things didn’t go quite as planned. Deniz and I did not go to Florence last night. But we did learn a whole lot about traveling and spontaneity (to say the least). Here follows the chronicle of our adventure:
After much struggling with the electronic ticket machine at the train station, we hopped on the Cisalpino with a few seconds to spare at approximately 14:05. We did not have seats on the train, yet again; it seems to be our curse. So we sat in a little in-between place, where the handicap bathroom was located. I stood for a good portion of the way so that I could see the sights out the window, but my feet eventually got tired. We made a number of stops along the way including Chiasso and Como, and I can’t really remember the rest. We stopped for a way long time at Chiasso, like twenty minutes. Some very official looking people got on the train and started taking people’s tickets and checking things out and that was mildly frightening, only because we had no idea what was happening. They didn’t bother with us, probably because we didn’t even have seats. And I must say, the people watching experience I’m getting out here is priceless. After we pulled out of Como there was this one woman who hopped into the handicap bathroom just before the man checking tickets came through (she must have seen him coming). Then she poked her head out and saw him (the ticket checker dude), so she promptly pressed the door closed button and hid in the bathroom for a while longer. A few minutes later she poked her head out and asked us if he had passed, presumably, as she was speaking in rapid Italian and we can’t quite be sure, but we assured her he had passed and she was quite delighted and trotted back to wherever she had come from.
We finally arrived in Milan. The train station there is enormous, and covered, and really quite cool to look at. But we weren’t so concerned with that; we were far more concerned with figuring out a train to Florence. We saw Firenze on the board for 15:55; and we arrived in Milan just about ten minutes before that, so we frantically soared around trying to determine where and how to buy tickets. And we eventually did buy our ticket, believing that we had about 90 seconds to spare before the train was going to leave. And then we realized our terrible mistake. Firenze was listed on the “arrivo” board for that time, it was not going to be on the “partenza” board until 20:00, when our train to Firenze was to leave. And if weren’t leaving Firenze until 20:00, well we wouldn’t be arriving there until 22:49. Not going to happen. We decided that it was not worth going to Florence for just one day and 60Euros worth of tickets, and 40Euros worth of sleeping, so we made the decision to stay in Milan. It would not have made much sense to get there and turn right back around and go to Lugano. I cannot stress enough how frantic our first fifteen minutes in Milan were, as we sprinted up and down the stairs, from the electronic ticketing machine to the binario (platform?), and back again, etc. etc.
After we decided to stay in Milan, we had to get our tickets refunded. So waited in line at the Subscriptions-Refund counter for quite some time. We waited and waited, and eventually got to the front of the line. We were lucky to be paired up with a very sweet, older woman who spoke just enough English to understand what we needed. And we got our tickets refunded eventually (it took a very long time, as she received a call from someone on her cellphone in the middle of the process, which slowed things down considerably). We still have to pay for 20% of the 30Euro ticket and we won’t be refunded for about 2 months, but that’s better than nothing I guess.
After that we went outside, and I ate the sandwich that I had picked up at school earlier in the afternoon. Most of the public places in Milan, such as the train station and metro underground tunnels, smell of urine, which is not particularly appetizing for sandwich-eating. Although the rest of Milan was quite nice (even if there were a lot of pigeons, yick). We made the decision to stay in Milan for the night, which brought us to the secondary decision: 1) wander around Milan all night and sleep in shifts at the train station, or 2) find a hostel to spend the night at. Are you holding your breath? Do you want to know the answer? We were smart kids, and chose the latter option. We found the tourist office in the train station, and they pointed us in the direction of hostel with some 400 beds, about 25 minutes by metro from the train station, about 10/15 minutes from the Duomo and the main part of Milan. They also tipped us off on getting a 3Euro ticket that lasts for 24 hours and is good for as much and any public transportation in Milan. Once we found our way to the metro (by around 6:00pm, so we’d been traveling for four hours already), we each bought our tickets and hopped on the metro, which we navigated pretty successfully. We did start going in the wrong direction once, but we just hopped off and hopped on the one going in the right direction about 2 minutes later. Luckily, once we got to our stop there were signs pointing in the direction of the hostel. And we made it pretty easily to the hostel. It was sort of cool because it was in a less-touristy, more residential kind of area; it didn’t all feel so contrived, I guess? I don’t know if that’s the way to explain. It just felt like real people lived there. The hostel was very large, and they had room for us. It was 22Euros each for room, linens, and breakfast. It was nothing special, but it was safe, and they had all-female dorms. We were in a room with a woman from Holland who was on vacation, and then sometime around 2:00am, two Americans came in. I didn’t hear them, but they left at around 7:00am, and I did hear them then. They had just flown in from Madrid (we found a leftover baggage claim thing from them).
We tried to find a nearby Chinese restaurant for dinner, but we decided that the walk was going to be too far and too sketchy since it was getting dark. Instead we opted for a nearby Gelateria for dinner. I think they may have been closed, but they served us anyway. The man who served us was one of the nicest people we’ve met so far, and he spoke some English, and we tried out our Italian on him. We ordered sandwiches for dinner (I had salame, pomodoro e fontina), and they were really delicious; and then we each had two scoops of real gelato, which is a good deal icier than what they serve here, which is more similar to ice cream. Then we walked back to the hostel, hung out in the room for a bit hcatting, reading, doodling, then went to sleep. We were quite exhausted. But I must say, we learned a whole lot about traveling on our own yesterday.
We got out of bed this morning around 8:00am, and had breakfast in the cafeteria. Two rolls each with spreads of our choice, choice of coffee/chocolate/etc., orange juice, but no water sadly. It was nice and simple. The bread was good. After breakfast we handed over our keys and got back on the metro. We were accosted by African men, who conveniently spoke English and tied a string bracelet thing around my wrist before I knew what he was doing. Then of course he tried to get me to pay, but I wouldn’t, and we just walked away. Not letting that happen again. The Africans had the string bracelet gig, the Arabs (dressed as tourists with enormous cameras and everything) had the birdseed gig, and the Asians had the little remote-controlled cars and calligraphy. I went into the Duomo, but Deniz didn’t because she thought that we’d have to pay and she was wearing a tank top—you’ve got to have covered shoulders. It was beautiful; I think it’s one of the cooler Duomos that I’ve seen. After that we went shopping, and shopping, and shopping. We checked out all the really high-class stores first, which were gorgeous. Most of the window displays looked like they should be in art museums. Especially the Dolce & Gabbana one, that had these photographs that had had effects done to them to make them look like paintings, then mannequins acting out what was in the paintings. And they were all based on sort of Greek tragedy-type stories. So we did that for a long time, almost checked out a museum. We walked down many, many, many roads full of shops; afraid there’s not a whole lot to report on there.
We had lunch at a cafĂ© near the Duomo; I had tagliatelle with Bolognese sauce and Deniz had lasagna. It was all right. Our bottle of water cost us 6Euros, just as I predicted it would. We paid 22Euros for lunch, in total. Then we walked and looked at even more shops. We had some amazing gelato somewhere; I had bacio and tiramisu, Deniz had tiramisu and crema. And we had it in a sugar cone. It took us a long time to figure out the procedure; you had to pay first, then had the guy your receipt, then order what you wanted. It was very confusing for us. Then we walked and looked at even more shops. We got closer to the Duomo, and I convinced Deniz to go in with me again, so she put on a shirt with sleeves. It was worth it. There’s something about cathedrals that I just love. It’s so amazing to think of all the history they’ve seen, all the people that have stood there in awe of something—be it the religion, the history or the artwork. All of which are amazing. When I was there early in the morning there were people taking confession. That was cool to see. We took lots of pictures the second time around. And there was more stained glass there than I’ve seen anywhere else. After the Duomo, we did even more walking. There were some street vendors set up for Saturday selling, so we looked over those too. Nothing worth buying. We made sure to avoid the tourist trap bracelet and birdseed people. Oh yeah, there was a protest going on outside of some department store too. We couldn’t make out what it was about exactly, since it was all in Italian, but there was a man with a microphone and everything.
Then we eventually got back on the metro, and to the train station. It took us a long time to figure out which counter to go to in order to buy a ticket to Lugano. We waited at the national ticket line for a while until I realized that we probably needed international, then I went in search of the right counter while Deniz waited in line, just in case. By the time I got back, she was talking to the lady who gave us the same information that I had just found out. Must go to booth 52 or 53 for international tickets today. So we went there and waited in line for quite some time, then eventually bought our tickets. We got on the train as soon as it got there, even thought that was about 20 minutes before it left. There was no way we were being cheated out of our seats. It was nice that most people had gotten off in Milan; by the time the train gets to Lugano, it’s usually pretty well full already. Nothing too exciting happened on the train ride, except that some Italian looking authority figures asked me (in Italian) if the backpack up top was mine, and it wasn’t. And we got back to Lugano, safe and sound. Hooray for that. I watched like six episodes of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air as I ate my strange dinner. Then Deniz and I went jogging downtown (after our very full day of walking, which seems to be our number one pastime). There’s some sort of cute little street fair going on in Lugano this evening, with people selling all sorts of cute things. I sort of hope it’s there tomorrow too because we had to money when we went down there tonight. Well I’m very ready for bed now, but be assured that I am safe and sound once more. Can you believe that if you put this into a word document, it’ll go into the fourth page, single-spaced? I know, crazy. I just like to chat it up with my imaginary audience. I miss you guys! More soon!
Smile!
PS I might also add that Milan is probably Angi and Soraya's equivalent to heaven... or shopping heaven at least. :-)

















